Rule #2 (4U)

There are many ways to flatter a fool. 
Let him know that all is his. 
Let him know that the world cannot spin without him. 
Tell him also that all he ever did was true and perfectly clear. 
Let him think that you are little and that only he can make you big.

There are many ways to flatter a fool. 
Weave a web around him and tell him: You are free.

There are many ways to flatter a fool...

And many more ways to flatter me
Really!

I mean it!

Tell me that this fool ain't me!